practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"
"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."
"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
by moonstruck May 3, 2005

by Megastar11 August 6, 2008

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.
by SleepyInJerzey April 16, 2007

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!
by Lover! July 10, 2007

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.
by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
