Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

pussy dish

Dish usually prepared to be consumed along to netflix and chill. Increases chances for getting laid by about 50%.

Chris cant really cook but his spinach lasagna is a helluva pussy dish

by chungusmungus March 12, 2021

the dish master

An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.

Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.

by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

Dish Nipples

When you are washing dishes and get your chest wet and your nipples show through

Man my girlfriend was washing a plate and got dish nipples, it was so hot!

by Dactam September 23, 2016

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020