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the dish master

An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.
Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.
by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013
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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma January 10, 2018
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Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.
Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?
by acerengland February 18, 2021
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Dish Head

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.
Dude, he was such a dish head, he stole my fuckin' pencil.
by dani_fin December 5, 2016
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dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole
yo that guy is such a dish wagon
by maniac117 April 25, 2014
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Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.
Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!
by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022
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Dish Nipples

When you are washing dishes and get your chest wet and your nipples show through
Man my girlfriend was washing a plate and got dish nipples, it was so hot!
by Dactam September 23, 2016
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