An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.
by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.
by acerengland February 18, 2021

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.
by dani_fin December 5, 2016

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.
Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.
Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?
Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!
Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?
Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!
by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

by Dactam September 23, 2016
