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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."
by mynameispurple September 25, 2019
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sloth texter

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
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Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts
"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."
by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018
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drive by texter

A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear
You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020
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Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).
My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!
by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011
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Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.
Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!
by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023
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