Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Tewi

The Isolation of a Queer Person in a straight world, Tewi is also considered a mental illness with the people that suffer from this also contract diseases such as schizophrenia CMS (Continuous Menstral Cycle) and Tuberculosis.

Bartholomew had to go to the hospital he contracted Tewi there saying the CMS is too strong and he may pass away

by Dee yadish nuts December 31, 2024

Tewö

The ability to remit funds or disburse money to someone who requests it. It simply means to “press money”

Can you “Tewö” for me?
Oga you must “Tewö” before you leave this place

by 2m!s3 January 22, 2026

tewalicious

Adjective, when something is goofy beyond comprehension; very goofy.

"America is very tewalicious" "That worker is tewalicious"

by anonymous April 2, 2025

teww

the maryland slang for to or two

“i only have teww cents left, Billy”

by @cloudcrafter April 30, 2025

Tewicular-activities

A slang term describing the random scattered or unusual activities of a person who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine often used to refer to someone who is smoked out and acting unpredictably

She spent hours in tewicular-activities cleaning the same spot on the floor over and over.

by CeeBaybeeh August 24, 2025

Noah Tewolde

an abosolute crackhaed. he dum. he stoopid. he most annoying person in world

bruh. Noah Tewolde is so stoopid

by sfhbuwdssss November 3, 2020