bean team

when a lot of mexicans get together to fuck one girl

Ashley was seen handing out with a lot of mexicans so people thought she got bean teamed.

by TOKEN January 5, 2016

Noble Team

A elite team of 5 Spartan III’s and 1 Spartan II. The story follows Carter, Kat, Emilie, Jun, Jorge, and the player himself, known as Noble 6. Noble team is featured in Halo: Reach, arguably the 2nd best story of all the Halo games. Noble team is set on Planet reach to defend against a winter contingency. All but one Spartan survives the fall of reach.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the best team in any video game ever?

Person 2: Fireteam O’sirius?

Person 1: NO YOU IDIOT. Noble team.

by TankBeatsEverything September 15, 2018

Balance team

Something that Riot Games doesn't have

Thanks a lot balance team for this BALANCED champion

by ToastaptaLidl December 9, 2019

Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrious way.

28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2018 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams

by HughJass1986 July 21, 2023

shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

credit to team

Someone who does his part in a team; promotes teamwork; helps others in various way; builds teleporters and dispensers.

Engineer put teleport here to enemy babies to make up for my slow ass. Engineer is credit to team!

by Vagineer February 26, 2010