Tim Tebow

The most recent Heisman winner. He will be a junior at the Univ. of Florida in 2008.

Tim Tebow will likely be the No. 1 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.

by Fifi McFeef January 1, 2008

Tebowed

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

by DJFreto December 15, 2011

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008

tebowed

To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.

I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.

by pablopicasso! January 28, 2012

Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

by ZaBlazer November 25, 2011

Dirty Tebow

this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.

This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.

Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.

Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.

Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.

by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011

Teefo

Your neighboorhoods BEST FRIEND often sadly mistaken for a jerk or even a moron..... BUT SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN!!

"OMG LOOK AT THAT TEEFO," "yeah Wish I had one..."

by Friggin Awesome yeah yeah yeah October 6, 2008