pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009

technoschmerz

Anxiety, depression, and hopelessness resulting from an individuals inability to keep up with the ever-changing landscape of technology, including applications, social media, and computers.

I am a complete technoschmerz

by Helena Green September 18, 2017

technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.

Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.

by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009

Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.

They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.

by Maphael October 14, 2011

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

technicolor yawn

vomit(See alsohang a technicolor yawn)

Thats the kind of food that would bring on a tecnicolor yawn from my parents.

by Light Joker November 10, 2004