Siesta Summon

The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.

He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.

by pillowpetgurl October 3, 2013

Demon Summoner

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.

John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Gacha Summoner

Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption

Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore

by chaos boy July 29, 2021

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Sunmonkey

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.

"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"

by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008

Sunfou

The better, the best, better then the rest.

"Damn good Sunfou"

by Sunfou October 10, 2003

Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009