yoga suit

A term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early '80s.

"Looks like Sissy bought a new yoga suit at ShopKo."

"Capitalist tool."

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

coot suit

Panties or other garments covering the female goods.

I got a nice upskirt shot of your girlfriend's coot suit last night.

by ABBC Old Ballz September 27, 2006

white suit

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.

it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!

by DrJonas November 14, 2006

suits on the ground

Similar to 'boots on the ground,' 'suits on the ground' means that the CIA or other clandestine non-military organizations are operating in a foreign country.

We about to invade Whatever-istan because there are suits on the ground.

Anne: In order to win the war we have decimate the country with 'boots on the ground'.
Bob: No we can just overthrow the dictator with 'suits on the ground'.

by Dick McBallsux October 14, 2013

Teflon suit

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.

"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."

by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017

meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023

weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011