Situationship

When you and your partner have sex, hold hands while driving, call every night, fall asleep on the phone, tell each other that u love them but as FRIENDS, and tell each other everything. But you guys are only buddies like “fuck buddies”

Here’s the situation, we’re in a situationship.

by Hahapicklesarecute August 29, 2020

Situationship

When two people (not really in a relationship) having been talking for a long ass time but have no label. Normally the boys fault cause TNAS and they don’t know how to commit.🤷🏾 ♀️

Hg: Girl I’ve been talking to him for 5 months and I still don’t know what we are.
Me: You need to stop wasting yo time with him in this situationship

by Woowwwwtf November 2, 2017

situationship

any problematic relationship characterized by one or more unresolved, interpersonal conflicts. usually confused with dating.

It's time you ended the situationship, dumped his sorry ass and found a guy who you're actually happy to be around.

by no1slogo January 23, 2006

calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

by Coell May 14, 2005

Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.

We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.

by puppy31 November 11, 2017

Mike "the situation"

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

by gingyman December 13, 2009

Masturbation Station

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.

The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!

by D-Smoov December 9, 2008