(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).
Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.
Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.
P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.
Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.
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... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video
Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.
Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.
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WOW i totally thought id get some kills when i dropped an airstrike on those dots what a lame strike
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Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
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To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
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