by Crazy dum December 14, 2021
Get the mad stiffymug. A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016
Get the brown stiffymug. by Chubsalot October 31, 2022
Get the Stiffymug. The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squatmug. Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffymug. Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.
Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
Get the nub stiffymug. "He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003
Get the stiffie docmug.