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mad stiffy

moving weird, funny, 2 faced. Mostly used in some parts of England
This nigga is moving mad stiffy man.
This bish is stiffy bro
by Crazy dum December 14, 2021
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brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016
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Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.
my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.
by Chubsalot October 31, 2022
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
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nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
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stiffie doc

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003
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