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Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it
Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!
by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021
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Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Shikamaru power stance

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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