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stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt
You can’t even handle the stair finger!
by Lillaliens January 6, 2024
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Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.
The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.
by MetraRider March 4, 2011
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Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.
by Webbsters July 20, 2008
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Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025
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Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)
As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.
by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011
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Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.
"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"
by ws1992 December 19, 2011
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stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down
basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”
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