hot squash

A massive dump

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!

by homusbizzles December 10, 2010

squish pie

An and extremely wet, naturally lubricated vagina capable of making a squish sound when penetrated.

That bitches squish pie was noisey and made one hell of a mess.

by pie master August 3, 2006

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

squish hug

With squish being the word for a platonic crush, a squish hug covers both the meaning of a tight, loving hug but also a hug with the wish to show a person love in a platonic, non-romantic way.

It's recommended not to say this to people before hugging them as it would confuse them due to their lack of knowledge about the word "squish" and its use. And they would mistake it for the other meaning of a squish hug, which is related to bosom hug.

I want to give you so many squish hugs!
Lots of squish hugs from (insert name)!

by Missy Chissy May 7, 2016

Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008