tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x

"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"

by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020

squeezers

naturally large breasts

"did you see the squeezers on her?!"

by bampop May 2, 2008

squeeber

any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.

Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.

by Steve R June 25, 2005

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

Dick Squeezer

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.

Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"

by Kezzezz February 28, 2008