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It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
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