Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019

shlumpadinka

Word created by Oprah Winfrey referring to a woman who dresses as though she has completely given up.

My girlfriend is a shlumpadinka, she wears nothing but sweats

by emilypsmith February 20, 2008

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

slump

(noun) - a period of time (usu. months) you have gone (unwillfully) without sex

i'm in such a slump, i haven't gotten any in like 4 months :(

by shader March 10, 2003