satching

not doin shit; sloth. Originated in North PHilly.

tweleve hours on the couch.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

Splaughing

When you store spit in your mouth and then laugh and bust it on someone.

Kevin:.....(bust from splaughing) hahahahaha

Jake: Dude wtf! You splaughed all over my face!

by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009

manhood snatching

When you get butt raped by a random

Omg he is out here manhood snatching every time someone drops the soap.

by Big daddy tyrone June 18, 2017

squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

by Susnaf January 7, 2008

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Swatching

Looking for Sasquatch in descrete areas, usually a great northern exciting adventure. High and low, warm or dry, great sporting event.

"Hey Dougie, we just got this fresh snow on the ground, let's head to Arcadia to go Swatching!"

by C-Fizz January 24, 2010

slitching

verb: to make an incision on a body, animal or human and have intercourse in the opening of the wound.

Thomas was slitching Sanchez. Causing severe damage in the abdominal region. Thus leading to severe bleeding from severe internal, and external hemoraging. followed by balls deep penetration. The result of the victim was death.

by Elroy Waits June 22, 2008