When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
Get the Spiritual Space Junkmug. Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
by Citylights July 6, 2011
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by jared December 5, 2002
Get the Six Steps to Spiritual Revivalmug. A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.
by Anus Guru October 24, 2004
Get the Six Steps to Spiritual Revivalmug. An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.
by monkepigeonspeed June 20, 2022
Get the SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)mug. Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022
Get the The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembledmug. A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.
Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the spiritualitymug.