Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor

Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.

by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021

spider man

best halloween costume

spider man is just a sticky boyo

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016

Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.

Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?

by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022