speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Emo Spelling Nazi

Someone who insists that one spells a band name or song title the way the band spells it despite the fact that the band name or song title is not even spelled correctly to begin with.

Fred posts the following status on Facebook, "Fallout Boy is the worst band ever!"
Brandi comments, "It's spelled Fall Out Boy and they are the best band ever!"
Fred comments, "You Emo Spelling Nazi, they don't even spell their own name right. It really should be 'Fallout Boy.'"
Brandi comments, "Fall Out Boy is NOT an Emo band."

by fredautonom April 3, 2015

ud spelling

Ud spelling is how idiots on urban dictionary spell

I h8 lurnin speelin so I ud spelling

by SwankySpanx April 15, 2015

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009