Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

speedy knuckle

A fast knuckle. A knuckle that goes exceptionally fast.

My speedy knuckle goes faster than the rest of my knuckles

by Speedy Knuckler August 29, 2017

Speedy tiffany

A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less

Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.

by Casey Meadowlake September 24, 2016

Speedy B

When she gives you a blowjob but you dont have much time so you have to make it quick

Her Dad was going to be home soon so she gave me a speedy B.

by DollaBill138 July 4, 2019

Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".

Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.

by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013

Speedy

When you slide your dick into your partners vagina very swiftly with great wetness and is very sexually satisfying, Chances are, if you do it on your partner they’ll be a Moana lisa

I pulled a speedy on her last night and she proposed to me the next morning

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 20, 2022

speedys toes

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins

speedys toes are so nice

by Kwias November 23, 2021