spectrophotometer

A device used in science which gives an electrical signal which leads to the output transduction which is illustrating the interaction of electromagnetic radiation with matter. Only nerds will know what this words mean.

Dude I have to go do my fucking Chem lab right now and use a spectrophotometer. Lame....

by kelpiecucumber March 27, 2009

Ecto-specto

The jump that a person (usually female) makes that requires a lot of explaining, and makes little sense.

I found a cigarette in your car, ecto-specto, you are cheating on me.

by Pat The Cat January 26, 2008

Aspergian Spectral Range

1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.

2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.

Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.

by Virulent Vox February 8, 2019

Spectre

One who has varied yet similar tastes in music, some of which is obscure or obsolete.

Spectre is into Gang of Four.

by Budlabweeack June 18, 2003

spread spectrum

A signal struc­turing tech­nique that employs direct se­quence, frequency hopping or a hybrid of these, which can be used for multiple access and/or multiple func­tions. This technique decreases the potential interfer­ence to other receivers while achieving privacy and increasing the immunity of spread spec­trum receivers to noise and interference. Spread spec­trum generally makes use of a sequential noise­‑like signal structure to spread the normally narrow­band informa­tion signal over a relatively wide band of frequencies. The receiver corre­lates the signals to retrieve the origi­nal informa­tion signal (NTIA)

Normal scanners cannot get spread spectrum transmissions.

by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 3, 2004

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

Spectre

AIM: Spectral Damage

I instant messaged Spectral Damage

by Emcee June 26, 2003