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Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.
You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(
by Rydium July 24, 2010
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JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.
by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004
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spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"
by moosemily September 13, 2006
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Litty Spaz

An abbreviation for the phrase 'literal spastic'. Usage cav vary depending on whether the subject is a temporary spastic, or, more common, if s/he is one by birth. It is polite to identify those who are normal, and those who are spastic. A litty spaz may be incapable of walking to the shop, they cannot articulate, and, more often than not, have no idea what they are doing at any particular moment. In general, their future is bleak.
'Look, mate, it's a litty spaz!'
by rupang March 13, 2009
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posh-spaz

a posh spaz is some one who does posh spazzy things
jez: i cant belive you oranize ur socka by colour and style!
mark: why? its useful for quick acsessablity
jez: you're such a posh-spaz!
by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007
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Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.
It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!
by Dick the sip January 13, 2010
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Spaz Master

Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.
"hey, spazmo, where is your spaz master?"
by V-Fantastic. December 9, 2008
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