Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.

"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."

by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007

Sniper Rifle

A rifle used by snipers.

Duh!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job

That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission

by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008

sniper pete

This is a person, usually named pete, who really likes the millitary and wears alot of camo. You might not want to get on his bad side because he will be an pro sniper one day, so you might want to watch out.

person 1 - "pete! beat your meat!"

sniper pete - "im gonna join the army"

by pipermike August 28, 2008

Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

by Yonker April 20, 2008

sniper

on Ebay, a last minute bidder. They are annoying as you either have to pay 2 pounds more or lose the item

dammit, that 1p CD now costs £3 coz of a sniper

by wonderfool December 3, 2003