coova snail

A Coova snail is a person who does lots of cocaine. This cocaine is only sniffed when he's on a night out with the lads and trying to get absolutely trollied. He's goal is to search for pussy he can get as generally coova snail's are virgins who don't have hardly any or no experience with the female counterpart. You will usually find one coova snail per friendship group.

Oh look mum it's a Coova snail look at him doing all that cocaine.

by Sp33dD3m0n March 31, 2020

Black snail

Tall skinny white dude who is on probation and addicted to coffee creamer and Copenhagen.

Likes to take plane rides over Austin

I like to take me a big ole dip of Copenhagen cause I'm the black snail

by Black Burro June 1, 2017

Apology Snail

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."

"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016

snail breasts

A large shell noodle, often eating with melted cheese.

Wow, these snail breasts are good!

by jennasea May 27, 2017

Clam Snail

A small, sensitive, erectile part of the female genitals at the anterior end of the vulva.

All you’ll see in the video is my balls slapping her clam snail.

by Dart Barr January 28, 2022

mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009