Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008

Sally Smith

This word means a person that you can describe someone or something ugly, weird, and likes to have a lot of love. But sadly Sally Smith will never get loved because she is just too ugly for people.

That girl over there is a real Sally Smith.

by AnnaTheGreat October 12, 2014

Smith It

Smith It is a style of shaving for female genitalia. the process is pulling out the labia ,much like a barber would a leather strap for sharpening his razor, and proceed to shave the netherregion. It is one of the most disgusting ways a women can shave her snatch. Usually performed by nasty dirty birds.

Sally: I gotta shave my muffin but it takes to long.

Samantha: Just smith it!

by CoUnMe April 22, 2010

shithag

An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit

That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time

by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.

Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy

by Gavinna December 5, 2021

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022

joseph smith ( יוסף סמית )

Founder of Mormonism.

Israeli Christians are often adverse to accepting Joseph Smith ( יוסף סמית ) as a Prophet of Yahweh Elohim because "Joseph Smith" in Hebrew ( יוסף סמית ) adds up to 666! Hebrew letters are also numbers.

by Hicab April 19, 2018