Mate your apsolutly smeged
by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019
It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 04, 2021
by NIGGERLICKERANDEATER January 29, 2025
The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
by cum destroyer March 24, 2014
That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024
by Comcoy April 14, 2020
A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.
A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.
A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020