Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

sm$

Sex money savages my squad

Yo I'm reppin dat sm$ nigga

by Real nigga sm$ April 26, 2015

SM

a simple abbreviation for "social media".

Andrew - "Hey, you got any sm?"

Lisa - "Yeah, follow me on twitter @"

by asdfghjklkjhgfdsASDFGHJ November 12, 2016

SMS

Shoot my shot

If I tried to sms would I miss?

by James wittek June 28, 2019

SM

If you are not in SM, you are gay.

"FFonts is not in SM, therefore he is a fag."

by Maximus655 July 8, 2019

SMS

Suck (Swallow) My Shlong

Jimmy got that loooooong shlong i really want him to SMS

by shlong gang July 13, 2019