Slurpie

Slurpie

A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

Slurpy

The act of putting ones mouth on their partners genitals and loudly exclaiming "Slurp" while sucking on them.

"I just gave my girl a wild slurpy"

by DracoMems June 29, 2019

Slurpy

When you suck on a pu**y super hard and it makes a slurp sound.

Girl: Can you give me a slurpy plz?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Cause I'm horny.
Guy: OK!!

by Pseudonym Kitty May 15, 2018

Slurpie

Slurpie (verb)

When Ben slobs on Natalie’s pootang

Natalie: Damn I could really go for some slurpie rn
Ben: 👀👀
Natalie: 👁👁
Ben:👅💦💦

by Jejuwucysuwjebxjic June 2, 2018

Slurpis

When someone slurps something they pee as well

Bro I accidentally slurpis myself

by Chicken_Nuggeta October 16, 2019

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009