Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you
female: “you know how i do
by madsillybb October 30, 2018
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Slurp Juice

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.
by El ritardo July 19, 2018
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Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.
Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*
by ThatBlondeable January 05, 2011
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Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.
by Jimmy Keys April 13, 2007
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Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm
Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea
by Blind Indie April 01, 2017
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Slurp Jurp

An item in Fortnite used when your shield is low
Jared: Yo my shield is mad low
Jeff: Just drink that Slurp Jurp you Goofy
by jawshisasinner June 28, 2022
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slurp face

Slurp Face: n,

defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.
Girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face

SLURP FACE CONFIRMED

See: the look derp face
by pimperfection October 18, 2015
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