butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

Grayson Sloan

Super hot sexy mofo.

I got a grayson sloan do you.

by slasher50 April 15, 2013

Sloane

Very empathic and caring. She is beautiful and intelligent. Boys love her and she has many friends. Anyone who meets her will instantly be in love. She is smoking hot and often has beautiful hair (brown/blonde). She’s funny and sometimes can be very dirty minded.

Guy 1: “That girl is so pretty. She is definitely a Sloane. I wish I could be her boyfriend!”
Girl 1: “She is my best friend. I know she is so kind and awesome. She’s also extremely beautiful!”
Guy 2: “Oh my…”

by Smileyfaceyass February 24, 2025

Sloane Reilly

Someone that cant get over this one guy

Ugh Sloane Reilly get over this KID!!

by geena46 November 21, 2020

Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

Mark Sloan

Mark Sloan is a guy who builds Lego with his son, they both struggle while doing so. Mark Sloan is cool.

Omg is that mark sloan I love him!
He's so good at lego

by PunkzXD April 18, 2022

sloan

the name of hot peoples vapes.

let me hit sloan rq

by cvn+ February 26, 2023