slick slacker

A polite way in homosexual terms to describe a man with a well-lubricated behind.

"Last night was excellent. That Steven was such a slick slacker."

by Daniel Shannon April 11, 2008

Halloween snicker dick

Having a dick smaller than a fun sized snickers bar.

juans girlfriend said he had a halloween snicker dick.

by Kinkingum March 20, 2015

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

slacker genius

That friend who never studies of does homework, but always seems to make straight A's in a major more difficult than yours.

"Does that guy even take classes here? I only see him at parties chugging beers!"

"Oh yeah, he's pre law. Total slacker genius."

by Nattyslammer May 19, 2014

Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

by Fox Cruton February 23, 2009

slackerbagging

Eating chips without dip.

-Wanna get some dip with the chips?
-No, I feel like slackerbagging tonight.

by Adam Ernst September 9, 2005

yard snicker

dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling

I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!

by cornfritter December 3, 2010