beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 1, 2010

cum shield

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

by J.R. Simplot April 4, 2006

Sheldon'd

The act of being corrected or informed on matters of trivial, obscure, or highly intelligent subjects.
Though most often unsolicited, the "sheldoner" believes they are being helpful.
Named after Big Bang Theory character Sheldon Cooper

I said almonds are the best nuts and got Sheldon'd by Dave for 30 minutes.

by ashleyuno January 22, 2013

seldin

A straight up legend at soccer and can take anyone’s ankles, hottest guy a girl will ever meet, overall he just the guy of any girls dreams

Aye bro have you seen Seldin today, he’s looking like snack!

by Ankle breaker May 13, 2018

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

Sheldon Special

The action of leaving your significant other after children with them and using them to get ahead in life. Sheldon Special also cn be used to describe a deadbeat father who resfuses to pay Child Support. See Sheldorado

Aunrey was a real bitch because she left me for a threesome so I gave her the Sheldon Special.

by Sheldorado July 3, 2019

Night Shield

The act of consuming alcohol to the brink of black out and engaging in unprotected intercourse with one or more fellatious women and then continuing the party with no trousers while attempting to persuade more women into seeing his penis.

Dude, I saw your Mom today and she told me you pulled a total Night Shield last night! I'm going to try the Giomi Trifecta tonight!!

by Dirk Gunther July 18, 2012