fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

slidewayz

the word a moron uses to describe that they where screeching side ways in a vehicle

i was getting on the onramp and i was like vvvvvvrrrrmmm eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr and my truck got slidewayz

by That Irish Dude May 3, 2008

sidewalk showdown

That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.

What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...

a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down

by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010

Vanilla sidewalk

When you snort crack off of a white girls back.

“Dude! I totally vanilla sidewalked this chick last night.”
“Was she thicc or nah”

“Yeah the crack kept falling into her ass”

by Bigtitgothgf July 12, 2020

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005