by Psycat2 September 26, 2014
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011
I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!
by weave March 24, 2003
A sex position where, in missionary, instead of a pillow supporting the arch in your back, it is a bulk bag of ice.
by rowan00 July 12, 2023
It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018
A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022
When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.
by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020