I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish

Just an old saying from the old south. A term of wonderment or amazement.

I found gold in them thar hills!

Well I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish!

by Psycat2 September 26, 2014

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Siberian slime slap

The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

by Dick Anball April 10, 2023

Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.

"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025

Siberian Snowbank

A sex position where, in missionary, instead of a pillow supporting the arch in your back, it is a bulk bag of ice.

Make sure to grab a towel if you're gonna do a Siberian Snowbank. She melts.

by rowan00 July 12, 2023

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew April 21, 2018