Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

shitstigator

Someone who brings about or initiates shit. Someone who shitstigates.

She was a shitstigator because she deliberately intended for his wife to find out he was cheating.

by Catherine Obuhoff January 23, 2009

shitting upstream

In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.

Example:

Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.

by PTouch August 21, 2009

shitting around

One who sits around on there ass all day not doing a damn thing.

Instead of doing her homework Elizabeth sat around the house just shitting around all day.

by Ryan Metro April 9, 2008

Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

by Britana633 October 3, 2012