Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 10, 2009

Dancing in the sheets

Sex. What else would it be you fucking moron?

Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets

by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007

Sheet Yeet

In the medical field: Transferring a patient from a bed to gurney or vice versa utilizing the sheet they are laying on to slide them across.

The patient was moved from radiation table to gurney via sheet yeet with 2 EMTs.

by RevShaw56 September 17, 2021

ripping sheets

When you fart and it sounds like you are literally ripping a sheet in two.

What smells?

Sorry, I'm ripping sheets over here!

by iduncurr September 6, 2010

beat the sheets

to have sex with someone in a bed

Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?

by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005