Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

The Shed 

The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.

Logan: Talking time with Logan and you know where at
Weston: Everyone to the shed
Chase: Where y'all going?
Ruble: To the shed man

The Shed by Talkingtime February 7, 2020

Rape Shed

A shed. Where you'll most likely get raped upon entry. Usually quite creepy-looking and run-down.

IT MUST BE A RAPE SHED!

Rape Shed by TheLeafKiller November 12, 2010

wool shed 

Euphemism for a New Zealand brothel.

Outside of New Zealand, it is a shearing shed for the production of wool.

Have you seen the new wool shed in town bru? Some sexy sheep there bru if you catch my drift.

wool shed by JustClause June 24, 2016

James Mays Inconspicuous Shed 

The shed James May built in Top Gear Ground Force and subsequently destroyed by Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond

Richard: Hey did you see Top Gear Ground Force?
Jeremy: I did, I loved James Mays Inconspicuous Shed

James Mays Inconspicuous Shed by anonymous September 5, 2021

Pearce's Shed 

A mythical, wonderful place, recently turned pink, where teenages from all over the North Fingal area converge to flake, drink or watch crusty movies.

Has been proven to fit upwards of 20 people, much like a tent in Harry Potter

Joe: What are we doing tonite
Josh: Meh, Flake in Pearce's Shed?
Joe: Drinking?
Josh: Obviously

Pearce's Shed by J0E90 December 2, 2010

cuck shed 

a shed for cucks

jschlatt: get in the cuck shed
carson: no
jschlatt: *pushes carson in*

cuck shed by slasi October 28, 2020