Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 07, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 04, 2005

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 13, 2016

Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.

Many NBA players use the reverse shave.

by JoeBlow123 October 09, 2013

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 06, 2009

fanny shavings

The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch

Do you have any Baccy mate?

Yeah only fanny shavings

by twhitmee January 11, 2018