Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

shandyed

Derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as 'Shandy'; Often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of Brighton and Hove. This term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: "You've been done"

"I arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; I was royally Shandyed"

by TeddyP(UK) January 8, 2009

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by anonymous May 16, 2022