Schartenfreude

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020

Squart

When a female ejaculates in a squirting fashion, whilst simultaneously passing gas/farting loudly.

I was having intercourse with a girl last night, and she sqarted on me.

It’s cute when she squarts in bed.

by Squartdaddy February 1, 2021

Scartoon

An extremely lucky. A person who can get back to back shinies in their sleep.

John is a scartoon, He got 5 shinies in a day.

by ShadyLadyfinger July 24, 2021

Stuart Little

A phrase used to alert your friends that a person of authority is near by.

BRO 1: YO MAN I JUST PIPED THAT BABE FROM FIRST PERIOD LAST NIGHT
BRO 2: STUART LITTLE!
BRO 1 AND 2: *silence*

by SweatyHaney September 17, 2021

Scrart

A scrotum fart, which happens when an air pocket of gas gets caught between the butt cheeks and has to travel to the side of the ball sack to find a way out.

That scrart gave me a boner!

by Crockett & Tubbs March 17, 2022

stuarting

when you do something extremely cool or awesome

"Woah bro are you stuarting? That's awesome!"

by Docktn April 11, 2022

stuart

a very kind boy that is drippy, and knows how to fight. hes usually in deadly gangs and always getting motion. Stuart will always keep his thing on him and he won't back down from a fight. watch out cause he just might take your bitch!!! Stuarts are tall, light skinned, muscular, smart, and always having fun. He will eventually go to the nba

DAMN stuart looks so good today thats my fav person fr

by chicken cramps May 4, 2023