scrumplicious

Scrumplicious, a portmanteau of scrumptious and delicious.

Terry: "Someone's putting chemicals in their food and iit's messing with our bodies. Like, have you felt really horny and really sterile lately?"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"

by natalie portmanteaux August 29, 2024

scrumpshing

verb form of scrumptious. eating something super delicious, act of eating a food that is scrumptious.

this steak is SO good! i’m scrumpshing so hard right now.

by roseaholic9 February 2, 2024

skumpling

The act of munting, but with animals.

Bro do you see that dead skunk in the road. It looks mad ripe, let’s go skumple it.

I love skumpling animals!

by Poopmaster35000 March 8, 2024

Scrimping

To insert a breast into the anus of another person.

Josh: Yo bro wanna go to my gang-bang?
Ben: Will we be scrimping?

Josh: Obviously

by TheBitchGetter February 26, 2025

scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.

scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!

by floofer030 May 20, 2025

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019