Scumble

The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.

1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.

by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

Sunday Night Scramble

The result of procrastinating doing your homework all weekend, resulting in a frantic study period occuring late sunday night.

I cant talk right now; sunday night scramble!!

by keatonshepherd January 23, 2009

Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Boston Scrambler

The act of blowing your junk on your lady's chest (with her permission of course) and then squeezing a nugget out on top and preceding to mix it up with the tip of your dangle so that it resembles scrambled eggs.

Eric gave that slut Ms. Mohan the boston scrambler at IHOP last night!

by Maximus Johnson February 15, 2007

Scrumblebunny

A pet name; term of endearment. I have no clue of its origin or what it means, it just sounds cute and it's been in my family for generations!

"You're my little scrumblebunny!"
"Hurry up, it's time for school, you scrumblebunny!"

by lkjwqelkqwjlqwkj August 31, 2011