Screwdriver

Insult or verb, used when someone screws something up.

"You absolute Screwdriver."
"He screwdrivered it."

by Mr_n0_n4m3 July 30, 2021

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018

Zesty Screwdriver

AKA Zesty Wrench, AKA Zesty Powedrill

A nickname for your penis after working hard all day.

Man, I need to take a shower and beat off because I got a zesty screwdriver in my pants right now

by NedOfTheDed April 10, 2022

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

Tornado Screwdriver

When a mans dick is inserted orally into a woman and then twisted clockwise

will ferrel Tornado Screwdrivered Angelina Jolie

by BustANut2222 March 5, 2009

Akhara screwdriver

When AkharaMara climbs on top of Deathroph, sits down on his penis holds onto the fan blades, turns on the fan, and spins on Deathroph's penis

They were doing the Akhara screwdriver in my bedroom.

by BluTheFeralFox February 24, 2021