Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Scone

A type of cake that creates a huge argument about how you pronounce it.

Hey how do you pronounce scone?

by Rainyah January 8, 2019

Scone

A sweet biscuit, as in lady bits. AKA pussy or vag.

Hey baby you wanna taste of this scone? Sure do because that's one sweet biscuit.

by trexy69 June 24, 2016

scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!

I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"

by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008

Scone

A hard cookie.

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie

by Hercules girl June 26, 2019

Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.

dayum. That girl so getting a scone

by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020