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Scientifical Ghostifferator 

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

Scientosis 

The worship of Sexy Colonel Sanders, Megamind, and the holy honey jar.
“Hey, have you seen Megamind?”
“Hell yes, I’m a devout follower of Scientosis
Scientosis by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

Scientosiss 

The act of worshipping Megamind, Sexy Colonel Sanders, AND THE HOLY HONEY JAR
“Hey have you seen the hit film megamind?”
“of course, I watched it with my cardboard cut out of sexy colonel sanders covered in honey, Scientosiss for life.
Scientosiss by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

A Scientific Railgun 

An anime series. Better known as To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲<レールガン> / "To Aru Kagaku no Reerugan"). A side story of To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録<インデックス> / "To Aru Majutsu no Indekkusu"). This side series is focused on another main character, Mikoto Misaka (御坂美琴 / "Misaka Mikoto"), a Level 5 esper, nicknamed "Railgun" because of her ability to manipulate electricity, to allow the use of a special move that allows her to fire a projectile at several times the speed of sound. This "move" is similar to a actual railgun, a experimental Navy weapon which fires a projectile using electromagnetic force.
Hey, did you see "A Scientific Railgun"?

No, why?

It's good! Should try it, though.
A Scientific Railgun by xCLDx October 21, 2010

Scientifical 

a way to make scientific flow in a sentence.
it's all scientifical and stuff.
Scientifical by X_Izzy_X November 15, 2004

Scientification 

The act of turning a non-scientific entity into an enhanced scientific property. Scientification is often used in the business world to describe data previously too difficult to explain regarding demographic product selection.
Through scientification, the boss explained to his team, we are able to ascertain which demographic has the highest sales potential.
Scientification by peat14 August 29, 2009