schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

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schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

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schloobleux

The act of making someone lick dirty band aid.

He did schloobleux on me.

He is really mad I hope he doesn't shloobleux me.

by Jammy wammy February 27, 2017

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schmoblepep

When an adorable small rock is placed in a flower.

"It's not often we get to see schmoblepep"

by Thebus.gov of school now June 11, 2018

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Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

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