Schmooglebutt

Somebody or something that covers itself with sloppy shit for fun, for sexual pleasure (much like a donelian spanking) or as a defensive utility

I'm tired of you fuckin' shit smearing SCHMOOGLEBUTT critters and you ruining this god given country

by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

schnooglette

One who schnoogles, generally of the female pursuasion.

Austyn is the Schnooglette Supreme.

by Rockyhead May 8, 2003

Schmoodle Bug

That super fly girl friend. The Homegirl that you just dig being around. A schmoodle bug is the chillest chick you know.

"That sister Eva, She's my schmoodle bug. She keeps it real"

by DFON March 4, 2009

Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016